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ill die at age 78 in 2062, most likely by cancer...or heart attack
 

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Sweet....I thought for sure I was going to die in my fifties, but this internet test says 75. And everybody knows "If its on the internet, it must be true"
 

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April 13, 2041
at the age of 56 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (18%)
Suicide (11%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Confusion (5%)
Wild Animal Mauling (5%)
 

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All my friends have always said I won't live past 25 (5 months to go)...


According to this...
May 8, 2054 at 75 years old
most likely by:
cancer 26%
heart attack 20%
alien abduction 10%
alcoholism 7%
Auto- Fellatio 6%
Homocide 5%
 

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i think its funny how they have alien abduction
 

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I wonder what you'd have to put in to get that as the #1 cause of death???

Anyone know someone who lives in a trailer park with their wife/sister???lol...
 

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 16, 2071
at the age of 92 years old

Heart Attack (30%)
Cancer (18%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)
 

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damn 92 years ol?


lol auto erotic asphyxiation....LMAO
 

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I'm going to die on September 15, 2050 at the ripe old age of 78. That's when I'm kicking the bucket. That's 47 years too long to wait if you ask me!
 

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July 30, 2058
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
 

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Good Test!

Myself:
January 8, 2046 at the age of 65 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Homicide (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
 

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damn you gunna die young
 
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