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So, what are some of your best lines? Here's a couple i tried out at the bar last weekend, I was about 8 shots of jager down, and just firing at random;

BTW, no success, usually good for a laugh.



"Hey babe, wanna by some tickets?"
her -"tickets to what?"
"tickets to the Gun show" <flex>


"Hey baby, wanna go halfsies on a bastard child?"
 

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I just say somthing along the lines of... "hey come here" and if they don't i'll tell them "get back to me after you go eat a burger"
 

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97gxeFL said:
"Pardon me, do you have a bandaid?"

Her: "No why?"

*flex* "cause I'm cut"

Actually it's more bragging than anything
lol...
 

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i usually do that, but when i'm at BayFront it's a different story...
 

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i have two.... kinda old, but i've been known to use them....


"how about you come over to my house for some pizza and sex?"
her - "no......" (most likely she'll say this)
"what? you don't like pizza?" ;)


"hey girl.... those clothes look very becoming on you"
her - "thank you"
"then again if i were on you.... i'd be cuming too"

lol.... that last one is a personal favorite of mine
 

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this one works as an ice breaker:

you: "Excuse me, I think your boyfriend is looking for you."

her: "My boyfriend? I don't have a boyfriend..."

you: "Oh sorry, some guy told me he was looking for his girlfriend and she was the most beautiful girl in the bar."

GO FROM THERE. She will think you are sweet. Has worked wonders for some friend's of mine and girls I hang out with told me that was actually pretty sweet and decent....

Oh, and if the girl says "oh yeah, where's my boyfriend..." just say he is over at the bar or something and walk away... slick ;)
 

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1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
6. You are so fine that I'd eat your **** just to see where it came from.
7. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go ****.
9. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ***!
10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
11. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
12. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
13. Could I touch your belly button . . .from the inside?
14. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I =3D 69?
15. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
16. Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you." Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"
17. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
18. **** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolandaleeblub?
19. I love every bone in your body -especially mine.
20. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
21. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
22. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this motel room.
23. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
24. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
25. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
26. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
27.That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd be coming too.
28. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
29. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
30. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
 

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*take her hand in yours* Hey. I'm looking for some fun,, I have the "F" and the "N" all I need is you.

Hey baby,, wanna wrestle??

Do you wash your pants in Windex?? 'Cause I can see myself in them...

You have the nicest teeth I'd ever want to come* across...

I'm in a band...
 

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Nburwell said:
How about going up a just saying hi and introducing yourself to her. You might even impress her more by doing that instead of spitting off some cheesy pick-up line.
Cuz you want her to feel like a $10 crack whore with a $20 rock.
 

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Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

Look at the tag on her shirt, and when she asks what you are doing say "I was just checking....yup, just as I thought, "Made in Heaven!"

Or the corny fav, Ask her "Did it hurt?" She says "Did what hurt", say "When you fell from heaven?"
 
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