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I HATE FRIGGIN CLOGGED TOILETS!!! My plunger is a POS (classic red style) and it doesn't do crap (no pun intended)!! I can't get this stupid toilet fixed. why are they so stupid? My plunger keeps bending the wrong way and getting stuck the opposite shape it is supposed to be. Am I the only one that has this problem? I've never had this hard of a time before...
 

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Plunger??? You sissy!! Now, stick that God given plunger (located below your elbow) into that turd eater and yank out that log clog.

p.s. If you get your hand stuck in the toilet, you didn't hear the above from me!!
 

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don't crap for a week, you'll clog a toilet after that. Either that, or you only use the good ol ILLEGAL toilets... that's right, illegal. Did you know there are illegal toilets? I think you can still buy them on the black market.


Update on the toilet: I went to Wal-Mart and bought a new and improved plunger. It still didn't work, so I nearly punched and/or kicked a hole in the wall. Then it worked.
 

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i take like a dump a day, perhaps 2, even 3 sometimes.

see thats ur problem. u gotta let it sit in ur bowels for a couple days an build up an bind together. then ull take a **** that will "choke a donkey". also eat alot of bananas.
 

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i've clogged every toilet i've ever shat in...except for the once that are in the oposite dorm rooms...those can suck down a plastic 20 ounce bottle...
 

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ever take that mean *** dump that is so long 75% is hidden already in the toilet pipe and only 25% is visable. you then look in the mirror and imagine it was built up all the way into your ****ing lungs!
 

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Or eat prunes or drink prune juice, your butt won't hurt as much. If you drink enough it will give you the squirts within a few hours. Or put some of that garlic butter on all the bread you eat. Be sure to get a copy of War and Peace first!
 

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oh god! thanks everybody I needed a good laugh
 
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