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05-04-2001, 02:04 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Mommy came in and she caught me one handed
Dreaming about the girl next door Picture this I was looking' at Gerkin Shoulda locked the bedroom door How could I get caught while I picking up a pound of me All this time she was standing there I'm polishing my good friend Pete. When you're a young man You need a little thrilla Keep a dirty magazine Underneath your pillow You never admit when you tenderize your steak Or when you been wrestlin' the one-eyed-snake Box of Kleenex on the counter (wasn't me) Tube of lotion on the sofa (to beat my meat) Hear my breathing getting louder (I was in heat) All a sudden it was over Mommy came in and she caught me one handed Looking for the Unicorn (mom!! Geez) Picture this, I had roped that pony Hand him in a tug-a-war How can I be casual while the General salutes my feet? And the Bishop he was standing there Shivering for lack of heat Can you tell that I'm embarrassed For the sham that I caused? So that purple headed warrior will have to be flogged. When start to stimulate your little fella Show them that you bat like a young Lou Penella You never get a real woman, ain't no way But you can play "choke it with the chicken" all day Mommy came in and she caught me one handed Dreaming about the girl next door Picture this I was looking' at Gerkin Shoulda locked the bedroom door How could I get caught while I picking up a pound of me All this time she was standing there I'm polishing my good friend Pete. ...mp3 can be found on Napster |
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05-04-2001, 07:55 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queens, New York
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lol!
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05-04-2001, 09:49 PM
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I'm so lame.
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Jersey
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Woo hoo
Bout time! I am the only person in this world that hates shaggy!
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05-04-2001, 10:06 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bay Area, CA
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If you liked that you should really dl the mp3 on napster. Search for "Caught me one handed"
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05-07-2001, 10:23 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: someplace i'd rather be
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dude no lie my boss thought they really were banging on the floor literally like with thier hands banging on the floor....but she also didnt understand chickenhead by project pat and we had to explain spit it out to her....damn thats sad
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