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Old 05-04-2001, 02:04 AM   #1
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Mommy came in and she caught me one handed
Dreaming about the girl next door
Picture this I was looking' at Gerkin
Shoulda locked the bedroom door

How could I get caught while I picking up a pound of me
All this time she was standing there
I'm polishing my good friend Pete.

When you're a young man
You need a little thrilla
Keep a dirty magazine
Underneath your pillow
You never admit when you tenderize your steak
Or when you been wrestlin' the one-eyed-snake

Box of Kleenex on the counter (wasn't me)
Tube of lotion on the sofa (to beat my meat)
Hear my breathing getting louder (I was in heat)
All a sudden it was over

Mommy came in and she caught me one handed
Looking for the Unicorn (mom!! Geez)
Picture this, I had roped that pony
Hand him in a tug-a-war

How can I be casual while the General salutes my feet?
And the Bishop he was standing there
Shivering for lack of heat

Can you tell that I'm embarrassed
For the sham that I caused?
So that purple headed warrior will have to be flogged.

When start to stimulate your little fella
Show them that you bat like a young Lou Penella
You never get a real woman, ain't no way
But you can play "choke it with the chicken" all day

Mommy came in and she caught me one handed
Dreaming about the girl next door
Picture this I was looking' at Gerkin
Shoulda locked the bedroom door

How could I get caught while I picking up a pound of me
All this time she was standing there
I'm polishing my good friend Pete.


...mp3 can be found on Napster
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Old 05-04-2001, 07:55 PM   #2
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lol!
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Old 05-04-2001, 09:49 PM   #3
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Woo hoo

Bout time! I am the only person in this world that hates shaggy!
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Old 05-04-2001, 10:06 PM   #4
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If you liked that you should really dl the mp3 on napster. Search for "Caught me one handed"
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Old 05-07-2001, 10:23 PM   #5
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dude no lie my boss thought they really were banging on the floor literally like with thier hands banging on the floor....but she also didnt understand chickenhead by project pat and we had to explain spit it out to her....damn thats sad
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