How to blow/mess up a engine

[02specv_wi]

my gf wont let me spend my money on a new engine until my motor is dead so i was wondering how can i mess up my 02 spec v engine...

i already tried dropping rocks down the sparkplug hole and flooding the pistons with water and anti freeze...

need it dead by tonight and cant be driving for the process...lol..suspended

[2004flSPECv]

don't add oil. let it burn up and say it failed due to oil consumption. Then buy a built qr motor by travis.

[6th-speed]

Originally Posted by 02specv_wi

my gf wont let me spend my money on a new engine until my motor is dead so i was wondering how can i mess up my 02 spec v engine...

i already tried dropping rocks down the sparkplug hole and flooding the pistons with water and anti freeze...

This thread will be quoted a lot of times on B15.

[txspeccer]

Originally Posted by 02specv_wi

my gf wont let me spend my money on a new engine until my motor is dead so i was wondering how can i mess up my 02 spec v engine...

Key word is gf, not wife. WTF is wrong with you, LOL.

[Mach5motorsport]

Originally Posted by 02specv_wi

my gf wont let me spend my money ...

Destined for fail........

[02specv_wi]

Originally Posted by txspeccer

Key word is gf, not wife. WTF is wrong with you, LOL.

yo trust me man, once u been dating the same girl for 4.5 years, its like you guys are married without the ring...lol...

[txspeccer]

Originally Posted by 02specv_wi

yo trust me man, once u been dating the same girl for 4.5 years, its like you guys are married without the ring...lol...

Been there, done that. I still wouldn't let her dictate my finances like that. Of course, she is the one that drives you around all the time

[02specv_wi]

Originally Posted by 2004flSPECv

don't add oil. let it burn up and say it failed due to oil consumption. Then buy a built qr motor by travis.

i found a engine and tranny with 50,xxx miles on it for $500 and dont wanna let it slip but so i need it dead by the end of the night...lol..i would love a build qr from travis but can fork out $2-3,xxx...to much bills now

[JP]

in for what should be an epic thread.

[02specv_wi]

Originally Posted by txspeccer

Been there, done that. I still wouldn't let her dictate my finances like that. Of course, she is the one that drives you around all the time

haha yeah man...naw shes cool its just if she doesnt then i end up spending all the savings and checks on stuff on the car and the dog...lol...i got a pitbull that i spoil with toys and gear..."weight pulling/spring pole baby"

[specv118]

Originally Posted by 02specv_wi

my gf wont let me spend my money on a new engine until my motor is dead so i was wondering how can i mess up my 02 spec v engine...

i already tried dropping rocks down the sparkplug hole and flooding the pistons with water and anti freeze...

bring me it. ill blow it up for you.

you dont need the block right. cuz well be punching a hole threw the block.

un metered nitrous ftw.

[02specv_wi]

Originally Posted by JP

in for what should be an epic thread.

hopefully not one of the threads where everybody rips on me....lol...i do really need the help...

updated...
tried water, coolant, rocks, and little dirt
just tried small nails...didnt work yet just bent the sparkplugs...lol...and who said qrs arent reliable..

[02specv_wi]

Originally Posted by specv118

bring me it. ill blow it up for you.

you dont need the block right. cuz well be punching a hole threw the block.

un metered nitrous ftw.

hahaha it cant leave the block, im suspended til next month...u can come help me with it though...lol

[JP]

drain the oil with all your rocks and crap in it and run it till it goes bye bye.

[Black B15]

Wait you've really put rocks, dirt and nails in your motor and you are telling us it is STILL RUNNING?

Go out in your driveway when your GF is gone and rev up the motor all the way....leave it this way for a good 4-5 minutes...i assume your engine will pop. If this still isn't working drain out the coolant and go floor the motor in nuetral for another 5 minutes or so.

If your car is STILL running after all this you have the strongest QR in the history of the universe.